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  • Friday, the 27th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 18

    Screens, Schemes, and a Zipline in Mexico: This Friday’s Most Diverting Scandals

    A Brisk and Scandalous Friday Reckoning

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a government that wishes to govern your toddler's viewing habits, a peer whose personal telephone is suddenly of the greatest public interest, and a woman who believed ziplining in Mexico was entirely compatible with being housebound. One barely knows where to direct one's eyebrow first.

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    Featuring: Duchess of York, Lord Epstein, Lord Mandelson , Lord Starmer
  • Thursday, the 26th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 17

    War, Shadows, and a Toxic Culture Most Foul: Thursday Delivers Its Customary Chaos

    A Sobering and Satirical Thursday Bulletin

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday brings economic prophecies dark enough to make one's teacup tremble, shadow ships lurking in the Channel, and a corporate resignation that speaks volumes - mostly in the language of shoes. This Author has studied the day's dispatches with great care, and she invites you to draw rather closer, for the news is not fit to shout across a ballroom.

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    Featuring: Lady Lindsay Foreman, Lady Reeves, Lord Healey , Lord Putin, Lord Starmer, Mr Bennett, Mr Craig Foreman, Sir Stride
  • Monday, the 23rd of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 14

    Of Straits Most Dire, Prisons Most Empty, and Luncheons Most Expensive

    A Monday of Darkened Straits and Barbed Wit

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's Monday tea sits untouched, for today brings word of telephone diplomacies between two most powerful lords over a waterway that may yet determine the price of your supper, a desperate plea from a prison cell in a war zone, and the revelation that a simple family luncheon now costs more than a gentleman's wager at cards. All this, and a quarrel about moles that has set the nation quite ablaze.

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    Featuring: Lady Lindsay Foreman, Lord Bailey, Lord Starmer , Lord Trump, Mr Bennett, Mr Craig Foreman
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