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His Majesty the King
This Author has had occasion to mention this personage on 35 separate occasions. One does pay attention.
  • Sunday, the 25th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 25

    Free Movement, Royal Reparations, and a Letter Best Not Opened

    A Sunday of Difficult Letters and Grand Ambitions

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings a royal tour into peril, a prime minister musing aloud on the unmentionable, and a letter sent to a hospital bed in the Philippines that closes a door - and opens a very great many questions. This Author has read every dispatch with widened eyes and a steadied hand, and invites you to do the same.

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    Featuring: Chancellor Healey, Duchess of Sussex, His Majesty the King , Lord Burnham, Thomas Markle, Viscount Farage
  • Wednesday, the 21st of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 21

    Sewage, Storms, and Solicitors of Dubious Virtue: Wednesday Has Opinions

    A Wednesday of Tunnels, Tempests, and Thoroughly Unqualified Operators

    Breakfasting this morning, This Author paused over her kedgeree to read of a Bradford solicitor who had devised a scheme so brazen, so magnificently impudent, that one’s toast went quite cold in admiration before the…

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    Featuring: His Majesty the King, Lady Mahmood, Lord Burnham , Prince of Wales, Princess of Wales, Queen Camilla
  • Sunday, the 11th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 11

    Tigers, Taskforces, and a King’s Warning: Britain Cannot Say It Was Not Told

    A Sombre Sunday, Brightened Only by the Aurora

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday has served up a tiger, a taskforce, and a King's most pointed warning - and that is merely where matters begin. The skies blazed with celestial colour whilst the corridors of power grappled with questions of justice, immunity, and the perennial English terror of an impending winter. Read on, if you dare face the full picture.

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    Featuring: His Majesty the King, Lady Hardy, Lord Miliband
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