Dearest Gentle Reader, the Southern Kingdom broils at thirty-seven degrees and the corridors of power run equally hot - a Chancellor faces demotion, a defence plan presses on without its Prime Minister, and a national inquiry at last names the towns where truth has too long been buried. This Author has much to report, and not all of it may be borne lightly.

Dearest Gentle Reader, twenty-nine thousand lightning strikes, one prime minister departing, and a ticket reseller fined for crimes against the checkout page - this Tuesday has arrived with the subtlety of a thunderclap. This Author has opinions on all of it, including a certain gallery withdrawal that has set the cultural salons buzzing with rather more heat than even the red weather alert can account for.

Dearest Gentle Reader, this very morning brings news of a seventh prime minister since 2016 - a number that should perhaps give us all pause - as well as a hero upon a wrecked train, a former first minister preparing for televised warfare, and a marketing email so spectacularly ill-judged that This Author had to read it twice to believe it. Monday, it seems, has once again declined to disappoint.