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Lord Vance of the Colonies
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  • Sunday, the 7th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 7

    Lamb That Was Not Lamb, Leaders Who Will Not Leave, and a Vice-President Who Was Simply Wrong

    A Sunday of Wrong Calls, Missing Plans, and Meat of Uncertain Provenance

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings a transatlantic telephone call of splendid bluntness, a defence plan as absent as good sense in certain quarters, and a kebab scandal so audacious it deserves its own chapter in the annals of culinary deception. Plus - a royal wedding to restore one's faith in the possibility of a happy ending, if one can only get past the fraudulent mutton first.

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    Featuring: Harriet Sperling, Henry Nowak, His Majesty the King , Lord Burnham, Lord Healey, Lord Starmer, Lord Streeting, Lord Vance of the Colonies, Peter Phillips, Prince of Wales, Princess of Wales, Sir Clifton-Brown, Vickrum Digwa
  • Saturday, the 6th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 6

    Fortune, Fury, and a Vice-President With Far Too Much to Say

    A Saturday of Borrowed Grief and Hard-Won Returns

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Saturday brings an American gentleman offering opinions nobody requested, a farewell to one of television's most beloved librarians, and a Euromillions winner whose story ends in a manner that defies all justice. This Author has also received the most welcome news from the Principality - news that has quite restored her faith in the possibility of happy endings, if not in the Vice-President of the American Colonies.

    Read this Edition » ~4 min read
    Featuring: Anthony Canty, Henry Nowak, Lord Head , Lord Vance of the Colonies, Vickrum Digwa
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