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Ben Stokes
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  • Tuesday, the 9th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 9

    Cuckoos, Nightcaps, and a Football Baron of Questionable Virtue

    A Dark and Demi-Mondaine Tuesday

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday has delivered a hurling stick, a cuckoo, and a cricket captain who apparently cannot resist a nightclub when victory is freshly won. If that is not sufficient to tempt you onwards, this Author can only suggest you may be beyond tempting - though she suspects you are not.

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    Featuring: Ben Stokes, Connor Rand, David Sullivan , Gus Atkinson, Harry Brook, Henry Nowak, Lady Badenoch, Lord Starmer
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