Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday has delivered a first World Cup victory in thirty-six years, a last-minute medical ceasefire, and a miniature horse who travels by taxi to the dentist - and that is merely where the morning begins. Lord Starmer prepares an announcement that will send the technology companies of this age scrambling, while Belfast answers disorder with something rather more powerful than noise. This Author has her pen, her opinions, and very strong feelings about all of it.

Dearest Gentle Reader, His Majesty the King has been distributing honours with magnificent liberality, North Britain has dissolved into tearful footballing rapture, and somewhere in Kansas City, a thief has made off with England's boots. This Author has opinions on all of it - and a particular view on one shop's attitude towards bacon that she simply cannot keep to herself.