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  • Thursday, the 10th of September, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 7, No. 10

    When Cricketers Are Mistaken for Migrants and Mayors Are Given a New Way to Pick Your Pocket

    A Thursday of Taxing Mayors, Tardy Surgeons, and One Very Patient Cricket Team

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday delivers quite the spectacle - a cancer target quietly collapsing, a mayor given the power to lighten your purse at every hotel check-in, and thirty bewildered souls confronting what they believed were migrants but were, in fact, a touring cricket team. This Author's toast grew cold long before the morning's dispatches were finished, and she suspects yours may too.

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    Featuring: Alan Shearer, Carl Frampton, Duchess of Sussex , Duke of Sussex, Harry Kane, Lady Rayner, Lord Burnham, Prince of Wales
  • Monday, the 7th of September, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 7, No. 7

    Redundancies, Royal Wireless Revelations, and a Fossil Hunter Who Needed No Degree

    A Grave Monday of Fallen Carriages and Formidable Women

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Monday delivers a quartet of dispatches grave enough to give one pause and one glittering discovery to restore the faith. Four thousand souls face uncertain futures at a most celebrated carriage house, a beloved news presenter reveals a battle fought in dignified silence - and a Victorian lady who talked her way into a museum with no qualifications whatsoever has finally received the recognition she deserved some one hundred years ago. This Author has opinions on all of it, naturally.

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    Featuring: Lady Badenoch, Lady Moshiri, Lady Reynolds , Lord Burnham, Lord Trump, Sir Chris Bryant
  • Friday, the 4th of September, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 7, No. 4

    Of Eagles, Armies, and a Very Cross Argentine: Britain’s Friday Dispatches

    A Friday of Sabres, Scrimping, and a Most Resilient Eagle

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a foreign president threatening sanctions over islands in the South Atlantic, a British Army quietly told it cannot fire its own cannons for want of funds, and a villainous scheme that relieves desperate jobseekers of their savings whilst they sleep. If that were not sufficient to raise an eyebrow, there is also an eagle that refused to die - and five hundred golden retrievers who may yet restore your faith in this bewildering world.

    Read this Edition » ~5 min read
    Featuring: Lord Burnham, Lord Milei, Lord Miliband , Lord Streeting, Lord Trump
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