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  • Saturday, the 13th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 13

    Gruffalo Dames, a Stolen Boot, and a Nation Weeping Over Football: God Save Them All

    A Saturday of Honours, Absent Boots, and Thoroughly Stolen Bacon

    Dearest Gentle Reader, His Majesty the King has been distributing honours with magnificent liberality, North Britain has dissolved into tearful footballing rapture, and somewhere in Kansas City, a thief has made off with England's boots. This Author has opinions on all of it - and a particular view on one shop's attitude towards bacon that she simply cannot keep to herself.

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    Featuring: Andy Munro, Anneka Rice, Cerys Matthews , Charlotte Tilbury, Chloe Kelly, Constance McCready, Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Julia, Dame Malorie, David Sproxton, Deborah Lewis, First Minister Swinney, John McGinn, Kenny McLean, Lord Carney, Lord Healey, Lord Starmer, Lucy McEwan, Miss Fox, Peter Lord, Rob Burrow, Sir Don McCullin, Sir Kevin Sinfield, Thomas Tuchel
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