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  • Saturday, the 14th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 5

    Of Heated Purses, Hereditary Lifeboats, and a Guitar Worth More Than a Manor

    A Most Diverting Chronicle

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's column today concerns hidden fortunes, blank pages that set Westminster ablaze, and a stable door shut far too late to matter. One might think the Season's intrigues could not grow more delicious - one would be gravely mistaken. Do click through before someone less discreet reveals what you have missed.

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    Featuring: Dame Mullally, Dean Monteith, Earl of Devon, Lady Badenoch, Lady Lindsay Foreman, Lady Reeves, Lord Epstein, Lord Gilmour, Lord Lennon, Lord Mandelson, Lord Starmer, Mr Bennett, Mr Craig Foreman, Mr Thompson, Mr Whitnall, Sir Burghart, Sir Laurie Magnus
  • Friday, the 13th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 4

    Of Empty Coffers, Lost Relics, and Rascals in Disguise

    A Rather Grave Dispatch

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's pen has been most busy this day, for the realm offers a banquet of follies - a Chancellor insisting all is well whilst the wheels fall from the carriage, a Secretary declaring war upon the very rollercoaster he rides, and a most intriguing audience at the Palace that has set tongues wagging on both sides of the Atlantic. One would hate for you to be the only person at tonight's supper without the particulars.

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    Featuring: Grand Chief Pete, His Majesty the King, Judge Lady Hughes, Lady Misra, Lady Reeves, Lord Byrne, Lord Carney, Lord Martin, Lord Miliband, Lord Starmer, Mr Roberts of Cardiff, Sir Clifton-Brown, Sir Hartnell, Sir Purves, Sir Stride
  • Thursday, the 12th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 3

    Ambassadorial Scandals, Physicians of Generous Spirit, and a Chill Wind Upon the Nation

    A Deliciously Damning Dispatch

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's column today concerns golden handshakes of a most platinum variety, warnings ignored with breathtaking audacity, and a confession from the nation's physicians that will have every employer raising an eyebrow. The fuse, it seems, has been lit - and only a fool would look away before the spark reaches the powder.

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    Featuring: Lady Tarbuck, Lord Epstein, Lord Mandelson, Lord Starmer, Sir Keaveny, Sir Mason
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