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Sir Laurie Magnus
This Author has had occasion to mention this personage on precisely one occasion.
  • Saturday, the 14th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 5

    Of Heated Purses, Hereditary Lifeboats, and a Guitar Worth More Than a Manor

    A Most Diverting Chronicle

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's column today concerns hidden fortunes, blank pages that set Westminster ablaze, and a stable door shut far too late to matter. One might think the Season's intrigues could not grow more delicious - one would be gravely mistaken. Do click through before someone less discreet reveals what you have missed.

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    Featuring: Dame Mullally, Dean Monteith, Earl of Devon , Lady Badenoch, Lady Lindsay Foreman, Lady Reeves, Lord Epstein, Lord Gilmour, Lord Lennon, Lord Mandelson, Lord Starmer, Mr Bennett, Mr Craig Foreman, Mr Thompson, Mr Whitnall, Sir Burghart, Sir Laurie Magnus
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