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Thomas Markle
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  • Sunday, the 25th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 25

    Free Movement, Royal Reparations, and a Letter Best Not Opened

    A Sunday of Difficult Letters and Grand Ambitions

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings a royal tour into peril, a prime minister musing aloud on the unmentionable, and a letter sent to a hospital bed in the Philippines that closes a door - and opens a very great many questions. This Author has read every dispatch with widened eyes and a steadied hand, and invites you to do the same.

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    Featuring: Chancellor Healey, Duchess of Sussex, His Majesty the King , Lord Burnham, Thomas Markle, Viscount Farage
  • Saturday, the 24th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 24

    Courage, Conspiracy, and a Contract Killer Walk Into the Conservative Party

    A Sombre Saturday with Treachery on the Side

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Saturday brings a mother's sacrifice in the Bahamas, a contract killer lurking in the corridors of the Conservative Party, and the Metropolitan Constabulary investigating its own conduct in the most tangled of royal affairs. If you had hoped the month might close quietly - this Author must advise you to abandon that hope at once.

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    Featuring: Chancellor Healey, Duchess of Sussex, James Acaster , Joanne McNally, Lady Badenoch, Lord Johnson, Maya Jama, Miranda Hart, Thomas Markle, Viscount Farage
  • Friday, the 23rd of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 23

    Fathers, Fathers-in-Law, and the Peculiar Business of Becoming the Next Bond

    A Grave Friday, Relieved Only by Spies and Science

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a duchess's anguished statement, a detective's long-overdue reckoning with an institution that failed her most grievously, and - for those who require a lighter diversion - the imminent coronation of the Kingdom's next great fictional spy. The drawing rooms shall have quite enough to discuss before the weekend has properly begun.

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    Featuring: Callum Turner, Daniel Craig, Detective Constable Williams , Dua Lipa, Duchess of Sussex, Jack Lowden, Josh O'Connor, PC Carrick, Sir Rowley, Thomas Markle
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