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Joanne McNally
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  • Saturday, the 24th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 24

    Courage, Conspiracy, and a Contract Killer Walk Into the Conservative Party

    A Sombre Saturday with Treachery on the Side

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Saturday brings a mother's sacrifice in the Bahamas, a contract killer lurking in the corridors of the Conservative Party, and the Metropolitan Constabulary investigating its own conduct in the most tangled of royal affairs. If you had hoped the month might close quietly - this Author must advise you to abandon that hope at once.

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    Featuring: Chancellor Healey, Duchess of Sussex, James Acaster , Joanne McNally, Lady Badenoch, Lord Johnson, Maya Jama, Miranda Hart, Thomas Markle, Viscount Farage
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