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  • Thursday, the 23rd of April, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 2, No. 23

    Drugs on the High Street, Deals Across the Channel, and the Eternal Question of What Exactly Is in One’s Frying Pan

    A Thursday of Contraband, Chemicals, and Considerably Expensive Channel Crossings

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday brings revelations most extraordinary - corner shops with a rather more creative product range than one might expect, a £662 million handshake across the Channel that has caused no small controversy, and a former prime minister with some thoroughly convenient concerns about the very industry now signing his pay cheques. This Author's eyebrows have scarcely had a moment's rest.

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    Featuring: Lady Mahmood, Lord Byrne, Lord Epstein , Lord Mandelson, Lord Starmer, Lord Sunak
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