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  • Friday, the 15th of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 3, No. 15

    Of Filthy Rivers, Forced Meters, and a Green Lord Who Could Not Find His Way to the Ballot Box

    A Friday of Filthy Waters, Forced Entry, and Fugitive Ballots

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a dispatch so richly stocked with folly, scandal, and civic catastrophe that this Author scarcely knows where to begin - save to say that the rivers are not safe, the energy companies are not sorry enough, and the leader of a political party has contrived not to vote in his own party's elections. Pour yourself something fortifying, and read on.

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    Featuring: Lady Hardy, Lord Mayor of the Capital, Sir Polanski
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