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Rhun ap Iorwerth
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  • Thursday, the 23rd of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 22

    Taxed by Conscience, Freed by Statute, and Saved by a Cat

    A Thursday of Peculiar Generosities and Graver Reckonings

    Dearest Gentle Reader, one hundred and twenty millionaires have done something quite extraordinary this Thursday - and no, it does not involve a yacht. Meanwhile, the courts have been busy, Glasgow prepares to welcome the world, and a story of quite breathtaking courage and heartbreak concludes with a cat entirely indifferent to its own role in proceedings. This Author's lorgnette has rarely been so thoroughly exercised.

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    Featuring: First Minister Swinney, His Majesty the King, Lady Badenoch , Lord Burnham, Lord Curtis, Lord Eno, Lord Gregg, Lord Lineker, Mrs Davies, Rhun ap Iorwerth
  • Sunday, the 10th of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 3, No. 10

    Of Howling MPs, Parachuting Medics, and a Principality Turned Upside Down

    A Sunday of Parachutes, Principalities, and Parliamentary Pain

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday delivers a leadership tremor supported by precisely ten souls, a military parachute drop onto the world's most remote island, and a political earthquake in the Principality that has left Labour speechless - quite literally. There is gravity here, and there is audacity, and this Author has spared neither her ink nor her eyebrow in the telling of it all.

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    Featuring: Catherine West, Lord Starmer, Rhun ap Iorwerth , Sir Ephraim Mirvis
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