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Rhun ap Iorwerth
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  • Sunday, the 10th of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 3, No. 10

    Of Howling MPs, Parachuting Medics, and a Principality Turned Upside Down

    A Sunday of Parachutes, Principalities, and Parliamentary Pain

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday delivers a leadership tremor supported by precisely ten souls, a military parachute drop onto the world's most remote island, and a political earthquake in the Principality that has left Labour speechless - quite literally. There is gravity here, and there is audacity, and this Author has spared neither her ink nor her eyebrow in the telling of it all.

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    Featuring: Catherine West, Lord Starmer, Rhun ap Iorwerth , Sir Ephraim Mirvis
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