Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday brings a state apology decades in the making, a convicted people smuggler discovered living most comfortably in Leicestershire, and a defence spending plan with a rather conspicuous hole in its pocket. This Author has notes - and, for once, not all of them are amusing.

Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday brings a sentencing scandal that has endured far too long, a maternity inquiry that found rather more embedded disgrace than the establishment would prefer, and a political speech so carefully unpinned from detail that one scarcely knows whether to applaud or merely ask a follow-up question. There is also, naturally, more heat on the horizon - and a doorbell camera that has done more for justice this season than many a magistrate.

Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings crocodiles in Cambridgeshire, a Prime Minister who refuses to depart, and a data regulator brought low by his own sense of humour - a fate This Author considers both fitting and instructive. There is also the small matter of a heatwave approaching with all the subtlety of a runaway carriage, and a political upset in Aberdeen that nobody saw coming in fifty years. One's lorgnette has rarely been so thoroughly required.