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Lady Badenoch
This Author has had occasion to mention this personage on 28 separate occasions. One does pay attention.
  • Thursday, the 24th of September, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 7, No. 24

    Forever Chemicals, Flick-Knives in the Channel, and a Back-to-Work Card Nobody Asked For

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday brings with it a most troubling trio - women failed by those sworn to heal them, a village poisoned by the very pans it once cooked in, and a gentleman with a knife making rather free with a boat in the Channel. There is also a government proposal so breathtakingly self-unaware that this Author had to read it twice to be certain it was not satire. You will wish to read every word.

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    Featuring: Daniel Thomas, Lady Badenoch, Lord Burnham , Lucy Powell, Tommy Robinson
  • Friday, the 18th of September, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 7, No. 18

    Spies Who Lie, Surgeons Who Err, and a King Who Allegedly Celebrated Too Soon

    A Sombre Friday of Lies, Losses, and Lottery-Winner Kings

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings confessions from the highest reaches of the Secret Intelligence Service, heartbreak from the corridors of the National Health Society, and a palace dispute so combustible it could warm an entire London season. This Author has rarely set down her pen with a heavier hand - nor, she confesses, a more astonished expression.

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    Featuring: Duke of Sussex, His Majesty the King, Lady Badenoch , Lord Healey, Princess Diana
  • Monday, the 7th of September, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 7, No. 7

    Redundancies, Royal Wireless Revelations, and a Fossil Hunter Who Needed No Degree

    A Grave Monday of Fallen Carriages and Formidable Women

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Monday delivers a quartet of dispatches grave enough to give one pause and one glittering discovery to restore the faith. Four thousand souls face uncertain futures at a most celebrated carriage house, a beloved news presenter reveals a battle fought in dignified silence - and a Victorian lady who talked her way into a museum with no qualifications whatsoever has finally received the recognition she deserved some one hundred years ago. This Author has opinions on all of it, naturally.

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    Featuring: Lady Badenoch, Lady Moshiri, Lady Reynolds , Lord Burnham, Lord Trump, Sir Chris Bryant
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