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Kyran Smith
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  • Monday, the 20th of April, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 2, No. 20

    Vetted, Threatened, and Toad-Bereft: A Monday Most Eventful

    A Monday of Scandals, Sombre Truths, and Shower-Related Intruders

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Monday brings a Prime Minister squirming before the Grand Assembly, a community quietly mapping its exits from these shores, and a Travelodge Inn that has apparently decided security is a mere suggestion. This Author has her eyebrow firmly raised and her pen most thoroughly inked.

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    Featuring: First Minister Swinney, Kyran Smith, Lord Mandelson , Lord Starmer
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