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Rebecca Holder
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  • Wednesday, the 5th of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 5

    Nazis, Dewormers, and a Shirtless Stranger: Your Wednesday Served Cold

    A Dispatch of Dewormers, Diminished Parsnips, and Doubtful Rehabilitation

    Dearest Gentle Reader, today's dispatches bring a stairlift salesman with unusual opinions on oncology, a Conservative leader with unusual opinions on rehabilitation, and a nation's vegetables quietly shrinking in the heat. This Author has raised every available eyebrow - and invites you to do the same.

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    Featuring: Albert Bowers, Baroness Berger, Chief Constable Hogg , Chief Superintendent Booker, Harry Grieve, Henry Long, Jason Sarver, Jessie Cole, Joshua Bonehill-Paine, Kim Hutchison, Kyran Smith, Lady Badenoch, Lady Harper, Mel Gibson, PC Harper, Rebecca Holder, Tim O'Malley
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