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  • Sunday, the 28th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 28

    A Medal, a Makerfield Test, and a Duke Who Cannot Get a Minder

    Resignations, Royals, and a Medal Most Handsomely Priced

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings a royal security drama that would make even the most seasoned novelist blush, a football farewell signed in fresh ink, and a golden medal that fetched a sum quite sufficient to fund a small principality. This Author has opinions on all of it - and she is not, for once, keeping them to herself.

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    Featuring: Duchess of Sussex, Duke of Sussex, Lord Burnham , Lord Putin, Lord Starmer, Sir Clarke
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