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  • Sunday, the 21st of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 21

    Fire, Crashes, and a Prime Minister Who Is ‘Getting On With the Job’ – Which Job, Precisely?

    A Sombre Sunday, Lightened Only at Its Edges

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings fire, collision, and political paralysis in quantities sufficient to exhaust even the most devoted observer of society's theatre. A prime minister gets on with the job - but which job, and for how much longer? And one rather loud television personality has news that is, for once, entirely welcome.

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    Featuring: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, First Minister Swinney, His Majesty the King , Jeremy Clarkson, Lord Burnham, Lord Case, Lord Starmer, Lord Streeting
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