Dearest Gentle Reader, this Saturday brings collision, conspiracy, and a bridge with a very low tolerance for warm weather - all before the weekend has properly begun. A train driver is dead near Bedford, a Prime Minister is telephoning his colleagues in something approaching desperation, and a crocodile enclosure in Cambridgeshire continues to demand answers. This Author has her lorgnette trained upon the whole extraordinary business and invites you to read every word.

Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings crocodiles in Cambridgeshire, a Prime Minister who refuses to depart, and a data regulator brought low by his own sense of humour - a fate This Author considers both fitting and instructive. There is also the small matter of a heatwave approaching with all the subtlety of a runaway carriage, and a political upset in Aberdeen that nobody saw coming in fifty years. One's lorgnette has rarely been so thoroughly required.

Dearest Gentle Reader, this Wednesday brings a prime minister issuing warnings he can barely enforce, a Russian warship with a flair for the dramatic, and a television personality whose news silences even this Author's sharpest quill. The digital salons, the nation's grocery bill, and a retired couple with nerves of steel all demand your attention - and this Author, for once, is quite out of breath keeping up.