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Deputy Prime Minister David Lammy
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  • Tuesday, the 30th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 30

    No. 10 North, NHS South of Satisfactory, and a Kitchen Knife Loophole That Has Lasted Rather Too Long

    Overdue Justice, Overheated Forecasts, and One Very Unwise Gentleman in Cheshire

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday brings a sentencing scandal that has endured far too long, a maternity inquiry that found rather more embedded disgrace than the establishment would prefer, and a political speech so carefully unpinned from detail that one scarcely knows whether to applaud or merely ask a follow-up question. There is also, naturally, more heat on the horizon - and a doorbell camera that has done more for justice this season than many a magistrate.

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    Featuring: Deputy Prime Minister David Lammy, Health Secretary Murray, Lady Badenoch , Lord Burnham, Lord Starmer
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