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Vickrum Digwa
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  • Wednesday, the 3rd of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 3

    When the Money Runs Out, the Helicopter Falls, and the Puffin Applies for a Promotion

    A Grave Wednesday, Leavened Only by the Buff-Tailed Bumblebee

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Wednesday brings a helicopter in a Devon field, a puffin seeking elevation of an entirely different sort, and the alarming intelligence that three-quarters of the Kingdom's workers face their dotage on a budget that permits dinner out precisely once a month. This Author has opinions on all of it - and several on the common frog.

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    Featuring: Henry Nowak, Lady Jones, Vickrum Digwa
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