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Molly-Mae Hague
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  • Thursday, the 4th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 4

    Badges, Biological Missiles, and the Bonfire of Police Protocols

    A Grave Thursday, with Missiles of the Benevolent Variety

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday opens with tragedy in a Devon field, a pharmaceutical miracle twenty years in the making, and a controversy about lapel badges that threatens to consume more energy than the policies they symbolise. This Author has also noted a new arrival to the ton - unnamed, genderless, and already more mysterious than half the Cabinet.

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    Featuring: Henry Nowak, Lord Starmer, Molly-Mae Hague , Princess of Wales, Tommy Fury, Vickrum Digwa
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