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  • Saturday, the 18th of April, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 2, No. 18

    Of Ousted Officials, Overpriced Roofs, and a Most Audacious Otter

    A Saturday of Scalps, Savings, and a Surprisingly Capable Otter

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Saturday brings a deposed official, a prime minister with rather a lot to answer for, and a small furry creature who has made the entire apparatus of government look positively amateurish by comparison. Pull up a chair - today's dispatches are not to be missed.

    Read this Edition » ~4 min read
    Featuring: Lord Mandelson, Lord McDonald, Lord Starmer , Miss Worrell, Mr Adeyemi, Sir Mason
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