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  • Thursday, the 19th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 10

    Of Coastal Promenades, Troublesome Hounds, and a Most Inconvenient War

    A Sharp and Spirited Thursday Reckoning

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author has today encountered a footpath of preposterous length, designer hounds behaving most abominably, and a certain former ambassador whose correspondence grows ever more fascinating by the hour. One would not wish to miss a single word of what follows.

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    Featuring: His Majesty the King, Lord Bailey, Lord Brown, Lord Epstein, Lord Mandelson, Sir Rowley
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