• Tuesday, the 14th of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 13

    Terror, Fire, and the Peculiar Comfort of Being Told It Could All Be Worse

    A Grave and Smoke-Filled Tuesday

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday brings a dispatch so weighted with fire, terror, and sorrow that This Author barely knows whether to reach for her lorgnette or her smelling salts - and she has, upon reflection, reached for both. Counter-terrorism officers have entered the investigation into a most terrible death, nineteen wildfires rage across the Kingdom, and a beach in Hartlepool reminds us what true courage looks like - at the very highest cost. Steel yourself, and read on.

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    Featuring: Davey Short, Lady Mahmood, Lady Widdecombe
  • Monday, the 13th of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 12

    Heat, Heartbreak, and a Member of Parliament Who Ought to Have Stayed Home

    A Monday of Scorched Earth, Brave Science, and One Remarkable Left Hand

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Monday brings a reckoning with the sky itself - two thousand seven hundred reasons to take the summer rather more seriously than the ton has been inclined to do. There is, besides, a scientific miracle accomplished in eight weeks, a murderous mystery in Devon with a man in Rotherham and a red car, and a seventeen-year-old who has entirely redefined what is meant by a handicap. This Author has much to report, and not all of it permits a smirk - though one or two stories certainly invite one.

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    Featuring: Freya Terris, Lady Widdecombe
  • Sunday, the 12th of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 11

    Murder, Ministerial Advice, and a Nation Quietly Combusting

    A Sunday of Smoke, Sorrow, and Ministerial Partings

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings dispatches of the gravest and most varied sort - a murder investigation that has stretched from Dartmoor to South Yorkshire, a Chancellor dispensing parting wisdom with a smile that does not quite reach her eyes, and a Kingdom that is, quite literally, on fire. This Author has much to set before you, and not all of it will be easy reading - though she promises to make it as bearable as the heat permits.

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    Featuring: Dermot Murnaghan, Lady Reeves, Lady Widdecombe