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Wayne Taylor
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  • Tuesday, the 14th of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 13

    Terror, Fire, and the Peculiar Comfort of Being Told It Could All Be Worse

    A Grave and Smoke-Filled Tuesday

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday brings a dispatch so weighted with fire, terror, and sorrow that This Author barely knows whether to reach for her lorgnette or her smelling salts - and she has, upon reflection, reached for both. Counter-terrorism officers have entered the investigation into a most terrible death, nineteen wildfires rage across the Kingdom, and a beach in Hartlepool reminds us what true courage looks like - at the very highest cost. Steel yourself, and read on.

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    Featuring: Davey Short, Lady Mahmood, Lady Widdecombe , Sir Mason, Viscount Farage, Wayne Taylor
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