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Dermot Murnaghan
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  • Sunday, the 12th of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 11

    Murder, Ministerial Advice, and a Nation Quietly Combusting

    A Sunday of Smoke, Sorrow, and Ministerial Partings

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Sunday brings dispatches of the gravest and most varied sort - a murder investigation that has stretched from Dartmoor to South Yorkshire, a Chancellor dispensing parting wisdom with a smile that does not quite reach her eyes, and a Kingdom that is, quite literally, on fire. This Author has much to set before you, and not all of it will be easy reading - though she promises to make it as bearable as the heat permits.

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    Featuring: Dermot Murnaghan, Lady Reeves, Lady Widdecombe , Lord Burnham, Lord Starmer, Viscount Farage
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