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Bev Craig
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  • Saturday, the 1st of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 1

    The Burnham Bounce, the Budget Bind, and a Most Regrettable Petrol Station

    A Saturday of Grim Reckonings and One Petrol Station Indiscretion

    Dearest Gentle Reader, today's dispatch contains a funeral director of quite spectacular cupidity, a Prime Minister already discovering the joys of telling his own Cabinet the word 'no', and a soap actor whose Wednesday evening took a turn not entirely befitting the role of Alfie Moon. This Author's lorgnette has been working rather hard - do read on.

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    Featuring: Bev Craig, Lady Reeves, Lady Truss , Lord Burnham, Lord Healey, Lord Starmer, Mr Shane Richie, Robert Bush
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