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Alice da Silva Aguiar
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  • Friday, the 24th of July, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 5, No. 23

    From Manchester to Broadmoor, With Rents, Red Flags, and Wildfire in Between

    A Grave and Smoky Friday, With Political Theatre on the Side

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings dispatches of the gravest and most impudent variety - a convicted murderer who would appear to have found one final move upon the board, a Prime Minister who has relocated the entire machinery of government to Manchester, and a Principality quite literally visible from space. This Author's lorgnette has rarely been so thoroughly exercised.

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    Featuring: Alice da Silva Aguiar, Bebe King, Elsie Dot Stancombe , Lady Rayner, Lord Burnham, Lord Mayor of the Capital, Lord Starmer, Sir Polanski
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