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Stephen Magee
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  • Friday, the 7th of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 7

    Footballers, Disorder, and the Curious Matter of Ten Centimetres

    A Friday of Bites, Boots, and Ten Wretched Centimetres

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a bitten constable in Norfolk, a World Cup footballer who is apparently shocked - quite shocked - to find himself charged with assault, and a man in Coleraine brought low by a measurement of ten centimetres. This Author has raised both eyebrows and cannot promise to lower them before luncheon.

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    Featuring: Albert Bowers, Ivan Toney, Jessie Cole , Lady Badenoch, Lady Harper, PC Harper, Stephen Magee, Viscount Farage
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