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Shloime Rand
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  • Friday, the 1st of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 3, No. 1

    Blades, Battered Fish, and a Fashion Tycoon’s Most Ruinous Night Out

    A Friday of Knives, Verdicts, and Decidedly Suspicious Fish Suppers

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday has delivered this Author a most unsettling collection of dispatches - terror in the Capital, a fashion magnate's ruinous evening, and a fishy deception of the most literal variety. Whether your appetite is for scandal, justice, or merely a reliable piece of cod, today's column promises to leave you both informed and rather unsettled.

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    Featuring: Claire Freemantle, James Holder, Moshe Shine , Shloime Rand, Sir Polanski, Sir Rowley
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