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Mrs Winn
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  • Friday, the 20th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 11

    Of Rising Flames, Reckless Recordings, and a Most Convenient Amnesia

    A Wickedly Arch Friday Bulletin

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author finds herself positively overwhelmed this Friday, for a certain gentleman's paid performances have come back to haunt him most spectacularly, a celebrated authoress appears to have misplaced an entire book from her memory, and the hearths of the nation face a most unwelcome price upon their warmth. One simply must read on.

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    Featuring: Lord Starmer, Mrs Winn, Sir Polanski, Viscount Farage
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