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  • Tuesday, the 17th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 8

    Mortgages Most Monstrous, Machines Most Marvellous, and a Kingdom Quite Divided

    A Turbulent and Testing Bulletin

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this day's dispatches arrive thick and fast - mortgages, machines, and a Kingdom whose allies grow rather harder to please. This Author's ink pot runneth over, and she rather suspects yours shall too.

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    Featuring: Lady Reeves, Lord Starmer, Lord Trump
  • Sunday, the 15th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 6

    Of Warships, Wheelie Bins, and Weapons Most Nuclear: A Sunday Reckoning

    A Deliciously Sardonic Dispatch

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's teacup very nearly shattered upon the floor this morning, so breathless were the dispatches that arrived - one involving warships and a dragon that may yet breathe fire, another a most improbable party reaching for the atomic forge, and a third so delicious it simply must be read to be believed. Do not dare let this day pass uninformed.

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    Featuring: Duchess of Sussex, Duke of Sussex, Inspector Foxwell, Inspector Poole, Lady Reynolds, Lord Trump, Mr Alford, Mr Bower, Mr Yari, Mrs Scott Johnson, Prince of Wales, Princess of Wales, Queen Camilla, Sir Davey
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