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Lord Miliband
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  • Saturday, the 20th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 20

    Trains Collide, Cabinets Crumble, and a Bridge Refuses to Work in the Heat

    A Sombre Saturday, Heated in More Ways Than One

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Saturday brings collision, conspiracy, and a bridge with a very low tolerance for warm weather - all before the weekend has properly begun. A train driver is dead near Bedford, a Prime Minister is telephoning his colleagues in something approaching desperation, and a crocodile enclosure in Cambridgeshire continues to demand answers. This Author has her lorgnette trained upon the whole extraordinary business and invites you to read every word.

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    Featuring: Lady Alexander, Lady Mahmood, Lady Reeves , Lord Burnham, Lord Miliband, Lord Starmer, Lord Streeting
  • Tuesday, the 2nd of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 2

    Spies, Debts, and a Motorhome: Tuesday Delivers Its Bill

    A Tuesday of Grief, Embezzled Salt Grinders, and Seventeen Thousand Years of Waiting

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday brings a reckoning of no small magnitude - a dying boy handcuffed by those sworn to protect him, a motorhome purchased on stolen funds, and ten red stripes on a cave wall that have waited seventeen thousand years for their moment of recognition. This Author has much to say, and not all of it is fit for the faint of heart.

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    Featuring: Former First Lady of North Britain, Lord Healey, Lord Miliband , Mr Murrell
  • Thursday, the 30th of April, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 2, No. 30

    Blades, Banksy, and a King Who Charmed a President: Thursday’s Dispatches from a Most Disordered Realm

    A Sombre Thursday of Blades, Bravado, and Banksy

    Dearest Gentle Reader, Thursday has arrived carrying rather more gravity than one might wish, though it has not entirely forsaken the absurd. A terrorist incident in the Capital, a King who apparently outmanoeuvred a president, and a mysterious statue that appeared overnight beside Florence Nightingale - this Author has questions, and she suspects you do too.

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    Featuring: His Majesty the King, Lord Miliband, Lord Starmer , Lord Trump, Sir Rowley
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