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  • Sunday, the 22nd of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 13

    Missiles, Meningitis, and the Price of a Cucumber

    A Sunday of Missiles and Marmalade

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author can scarcely credit that a Sunday should bring word of Persian missiles, the scandalous inflation of cucumbers, and fabricated ladies of the digital salons all in one breath. Someone, somewhere, has a great deal of explaining to do, and This Author intends to savour every morsel.

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