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Owen Cooper
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  • Monday, the 11th of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 3, No. 11

    Steel, Sickness, and Seven Baftas: Monday Delivers Its Usual Chaos

    A Monday of Furnaces, Fevers, and Fistfuls of Baftas

    Dearest Gentle Reader, Monday has delivered a blast furnace of news - nationalisation, a most alarming cruise ship, a record-breaking television triumph, and the death of a man who once commanded the Death Star. This Author has opinions on all of it, and restraint has never been among her virtues.

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    Featuring: Christine Tremarco, Dame Judi Dench, Lord Lennon , Lord Starmer, Michael Pennington, Miriam Margolyes, Owen Cooper, Professor May, Sir Paul McCartney, Stephen Graham
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