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  • Monday, the 3rd of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 3

    Footballing Treachery, Miracle Surgery, and the Navy Versus a Rubber Dinghy

    A Sweltering Monday of Football Farce and Small Mercies

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Monday brings heat alerts, a footballing president whose friends are departing faster than the mercury can rise, and a Navy scheme that may yet require France's permission before it saves anyone. This Author has a great deal to say - and not one word of it will disappoint.

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    Featuring: Lord Burnham, Lord Infantino, Maisie Savage , Mr French
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