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  • Friday, the 16th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 16

    Crowns, Criminals, and the Crown Jewels: On the Many Ways to Rob a Bank

    A Sombre Friday of Fines, Crown Jewels, and Toxic Silences

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a hush over Paphos, a tremor through the banking houses, and a reckoning long overdue in the corridors of a great children's hospital. Viscount Farage's Reform Society, meanwhile, continues to produce bad apples at a rate that would alarm the most patient of orchardists - and This Author has thoughts on all of it.

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    Featuring: Chancellor Healey, Dr Brearey, Lord Jenrick , Lucy Letby, Mr Foster, Viscount Farage
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