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  • Tuesday, the 11th of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 9

    Gold Earrings, Banana Shipments, and a Kingdom That Cannot Keep Cool

    A Parched Tuesday of Fruit, Feats, and Flickering Hope

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday brings cocaine concealed in bananas, a Kingdom baking under amber alerts, and a young sportswoman whose parents wrote her a note that changed everything. The affairs of state are no less theatrical - hover close, for there is much to savour and one rather remarkable phone call to consider.

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    Featuring: Albert Bowers, Jessie Cole, Lord Burnham , Miss Hunt, PC Harper
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