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  • Wednesday, the 25th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 16

    Arsonists, Archbishops, and a Former Minister Most Improperly Occupied

    A Grave and Gallant Wednesday Chronicle

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Wednesday has delivered arsonists, a hospital's fatal silence, a crystal meth-collecting former Justice Minister, and a hero who embraced a bomber - all before Canterbury makes ecclesiastical history this very afternoon. This Author's constitution has been tested, her eyebrow raised to quite unprecedented heights, and her admiration for a certain nurse from Leeds knows no earthly bounds.

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    Featuring: Dame Mullally, His Majesty the King, Lord Blunt, Lord Cameron, Prince of Wales, Princess of Wales
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