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Father Frankie Mulgrew
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  • Tuesday, the 4th of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 4

    Fire on the Water, Storms on the Horizon, and Boys Who Ought to Know Better

    A Sweltering Tuesday of Rescues, Revelations, and One Final Encore

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Tuesday morning brings fire upon the water, a statistic so alarming it deserves its own amber alert, and the farewell of a man who - quite characteristically - requested an encore on his deathbed. This Author has much to report, and the heat is making her no more patient than usual.

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    Featuring: Father Frankie Mulgrew, Jimmy Cricket, Lord Burnham
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