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Emma Webber
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  • Monday, the 8th of June, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 4, No. 8

    When the System Fails and the Passata Melts: A Monday of Accountability Most Overdue

    A Monday of Accountability Without Apology

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Monday brings with it a reckoning of the most uncomfortable sort - a public inquiry's verdict upon those who looked away, a frozen carton of passata standing in for justice, and teenagers pleading with adults to take their screens away. If you had hoped the first full week of June might pass gently, This Author regrets to inform you that it has not begun that way in the slightest.

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    Featuring: Barnaby Webber, Emma Webber, Ffion Jones , Kay Donald, Robert Albon, Valdo Calocane
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