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Darren Prosser
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  • Monday, the 18th of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 3, No. 18

    Smugglers, Strikes, and a Wolverhampton Miracle: Monday Delivers Its Usual Chaos

    A Monday of Migrants, Mutinous Drivers, and Magnificent Golf

    Dearest Gentle Reader, Monday has delivered a most extraordinary assortment of intrigues - smugglers operating in plain sight with the confidence of dukes, a strike designed to prevent workers from having more leisure, and a young man from Wolverhampton who has just rewritten a century of golfing history. This Author's tea has gone cold, but she would not have missed a single dispatch for the world.

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    Featuring: Aaron Rai, Alex Smalley, Darren Prosser , Jon Rahm, Jonathan Gjoshe, Lord Johnson, Lord Mayor of the Capital, Tom Keatinge
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