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Clarke Reynolds
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  • Thursday, the 2nd of April, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 2, No. 2

    Of Unburied Souls, Unpickled Straits, and Ungrateful Physicians

    A Grave and Grimly Comic Thursday Despatch

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday brings a most extraordinary assortment of villainy, diplomatic hand-wringing, and at least one story involving luxury perfume purchased on borrowed virtue. This Author has raised both eyebrows and they have not yet returned to their natural position.

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    Featuring: Christopher Joell-Deshields, Clarke Reynolds, Lady Cooper , Lord Starmer, Lord Trump, Robert Bush
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