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  • Monday, the 16th of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 1, No. 7

    Grief in Canterbury, Scandal at the Inn, and the Curious Case of the Houmous

    A Solemn Yet Observant Bulletin

    Dearest Gentle Reader, This Author's tea grows cold this morning, for tragedy darkens Canterbury's doors while a certain lodging house discovers that handing strangers a lady's room key carries consequences. Add to this a most peculiar tale involving houmous, pampered hounds, and the nation's purse strings, and you have a day that demands your immediate attention.

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    Featuring: Lady Boydell, Lady McIlroy, Lord McFadden, Miss Hill, Mr Burgess, Professor Sanders
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