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Nicola Shaw
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  • Friday, the 30th of October, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 8, No. 29

    Bang for the British Buck, Filth in the Water, and a Chef Who Has Never Heard of a Mop

    A Foggy Friday of Filth, Fibre, and Fiscal Fanfare

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings a government policy named after currency, a water company chief whose departure is as well-timed as it is overdue, and a Welsh chef who would very much like you to know his kitchen is spotless - whatever the inspectors may have thought. Plus, researchers have conclusive proof that you have been throwing away the best part of your dinner for your entire life.

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    Featuring: Chancellor Healey, Gareth Ward, Lord Streeting , Nicola Medalova, Nicola Shaw
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