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  • Friday, the 28th of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 25

    When the Ground Gives Way Beneath You – and It Is Not Only in Coalsnaughton

    A Grave Friday of Unstable Ground and Unanswered Prayers

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Friday brings dispatches that span continents and cross every register from the heartbreaking to the combustible - and one story in which the very earth beneath respectable houses has simply given up. This Author has set aside her sharpest wit for the occasion, though she has by no means set aside her lorgnette.

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    Featuring: Miss Foster, Miss McDonald, Miss Oparaocha , Miss Somerville, Mr Banton, Mr Cameron, Mrs Bector, Mrs Kirton, Mrs Tiwari, Naresh Goyal, PC Blades, PC Clough
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