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  • Thursday, the 6th of August, in the Year of Our Lord 2026 Vol. 6, No. 6

    Cartwheels, Plagiarism, and a Funeral Director Who Deserves No Flowers

    A Thursday of Grave Wrongs and One Remarkable Powder

    Dearest Gentle Reader, this Thursday delivers matters both grave and grotesque - a military academy harbouring secrets that demand a reckoning, a Cambridge professor who has chosen exit over explanation, and an undertaker who thought a letter might serve where twenty years behind bars had not. This Author has opinions on all of it, and is entirely unafraid to share them.

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    Featuring: Miss Beverley, Miss Knox, Miss Stephanie Kercher , Professor Arday, Robert Bush
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